"When many cures are offered for a disease, it means the disease is not curable" -Anton Chekhov
''Once you tell people there's a cure for something, the more likely they are to pressure doctors to prescribe it.'' -Robert Ehrlich, drug advertising executive.
"Opinions are like sphincters, everyone has one." - Chris Rangel
There is justice in this world, afterall: A recent study shows that telemarketers lose their voices more than other people:
"Sigmon and speech pathologists said telemarketers often speak too loudly or lower the pitch of their voices to sound more authoritative. This strains the larynx muscles."