"When many cures are offered for a disease, it means the disease is not curable" -Anton Chekhov
''Once you tell people there's a cure for something, the more likely they are to pressure doctors to prescribe it.'' -Robert Ehrlich, drug advertising executive.
"Opinions are like sphincters, everyone has one." - Chris Rangel
To Our Health: Lawyers may have all the money, but doctors have all the health: "
Although the precise cause is unclear, a study of thousands of former students of Glasgow University found that arts and law students were most likely to die early.
Science, engineering and medical students lived longer, although medics were most likely to die from alcohol-related causes."