Nefarious Scientist Medical Watch: Dr. Khan finds opportunity yet again:

Abdul Qadeer Khan, who in recent weeks apologized to Pakistanis for running a black-market nuclear weapons proliferation network, suffered a cardiac arrest today as a result of the stress of being pardoned by President Musharraf rather than jailed as a traitor and terrorist.

'When I brought some flowers to A.Q. Khan today,' said Gen. Musharraf, 'I noticed that some of the government-provided medical equipment was missing from his room. He confessed that he had sold it to Kim Jong Il, and was very sorry. I immediately forgave him.'