Gross-Out Moment of the Day: My office shares a back terrace with another medical office next door. There's a picnic table there, where the staff from that office sit and smoke during their breaks. This morning, the picnic table had a sign posted on it: "This is private property. Anyone who steals cigarette butts from it will be reported to the police."

I don't know which is worse - that someone actually smokes used butts, or that the owners of said butts care.