"When many cures are offered for a disease, it means the disease is not curable" -Anton Chekhov
''Once you tell people there's a cure for something, the more likely they are to pressure doctors to prescribe it.'' -Robert Ehrlich, drug advertising executive.
"Opinions are like sphincters, everyone has one." - Chris Rangel
Presidential Diets: You have to feel sorry for Bill Clinton, the way his diet habits have been picked apart since his bypass surgery. But this is just too funny:
Surveying flood damage in North Dakota, the president's empathy turns to wonder at the whims of nature:
High in his helicopter, President Clinton was staring forlornly at Red River when something caught his eye.
"The McDonald's is dry!" he told fellow Marine One passengers as a smile spread across his face. "The Pizza Hut is, too, but you can't get to it."