"When many cures are offered for a disease, it means the disease is not curable" -Anton Chekhov
''Once you tell people there's a cure for something, the more likely they are to pressure doctors to prescribe it.'' -Robert Ehrlich, drug advertising executive.
"Opinions are like sphincters, everyone has one." - Chris Rangel
Fun with Chicken: Subway recently pulled an ad for their chicken cordon bleu sandwich because it was insulting to French expatriates. It had featured a chicken dressed as Napoleon.
Napoleon was certainly no chicken, but there is such a thing as chicken Napoleon.