"When many cures are offered for a disease, it means the disease is not curable" -Anton Chekhov
''Once you tell people there's a cure for something, the more likely they are to pressure doctors to prescribe it.'' -Robert Ehrlich, drug advertising executive.
"Opinions are like sphincters, everyone has one." - Chris Rangel
The lettuce has been cleared, but Mexico still won't allow it across the border, which has some politicians steaming:
"Mexico telling us that they are not going to eat our lettuce because of possible water contamination would be like the United States banning tourism in Mexico," said Rep. Sam Farr, D-Carmel, referring to diarrhea travelers sometimes experience in Mexico as a result of the country's water. "What are they thinking?"